Nintendo is tricky and damn good at ripping people off. They make up for it with very entertaining games. The balance can be tipped by straight up lying to the public and pimping marketing like no one else.
The Wii. At first I was standoffish and not digging the Wii at all. The controller system was gimmicky and I still think it is gimmicky. However the controller is good in a few games that I will rave about later. Everyone shit there pants when Wii sports came out. That simple game is what boosted Nintendo's stocks through the roof back in 2007. They are good, they are very good at selling extras like more controllers and Wii fit boards. I bought the super scope for Super Nintendo or should I say my parents bought it. What a piece of shit that thing was. The idea of the scope and the way the marketed it on commercials was like the thing was a real bazooka in your hands.
I love Nintendo and I don't love anything else in life. I'm a bitter person with an empty heart. There is a little bit floating down there in my heart and it is all for you Nintendo. If Nintendo made Nintendo lotion I would need to get it so I could masturbate myself on a daily basis.
Nintendo lies there pants off when new consoles come out. They promise releases that of course get pushed back a year or more. If you still get fooled by them you need to have your brain checked. Not a good idea to buy a new Nintendo hand held system or console. At least they had Twilight Princess at Wii release, which the game is a pile of shit in my opinion. Sure there was a few good temples however the game was a major disappointment for me.
The golden point of my Nintendo memories was the day I received my Super Nintendo on Christmas morning. I was so excited when I opened the package and realized that I had the shit in my possession. Playing mario that morning with my older brother will be etched into my brain until I die. The audio and the new graphics were so impressive at the time, what did I know I was 11. Still I was an experienced Nintendo player since 86'.
When The 64 came out I was getting my drivers license at the same time. I had money saved up to pay for my insurance. I found a 64 at walmart and at the time you couldn't get them anywhere, not like the Wii U. I bought the shit right on the spot and had to wait to save up money to be able to have insurance to drive a car. That is the power of Nintendo.
I'm a grown adult now and have all of my Nintendo products strewn out all over the place. I'm a damn nerd and don't care. If I need to relax or need a moment of clarity I sit down and play some Nintendo. I don't have a Wii U because I've learned my lesson about Nintendo's crafty ways. Of course I will get one when the time is right. I've got to stay alive to at least play some Wii U.
Sony and Microsoft have no where near the imagination or creativity that developers have at Nintendo. If you disagree with me you are a moron and shouldn't even be looking at my blog. One exception is Shadow of Colossus, that is on par with Nintendo creativity if not greater. Sure I will get around to getting a ps4 years from now, however I haven't given it much thought at all. If you have had Nintendo in your life, you probably know what I'm talking about. It is a very serious thing. The strange thing is only a good armful of games are Nintendo epics and that is all it takes when they are that fucking good.
The one thing I can mostly count on with Nintendo is the quality of games and the amount of fun factor involved. I also must mention the want to replay factor. If I am disappointed with a Nintendo exclusive I am heart broken for a month or so. Even if a game franchise like Zelda makes the same game over and over again, I do not give a fuck. Zelda can be made a million times and I will want to play each to find out if it is another epic. Four Swords is a good example of Nintendo shitting something out. That game gives me a headache. The audio in the game is annoying and the person that had to do with the audio is somebody I automatically don't like. Even if you turn off the audio the game is still worth turning off. If I make my way out to Japan I will have to drop by his office and............
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