Thursday, August 29, 2013

Wii U price drop


Am I the only one who predicted a Wii U price drop around the release of the new xbox and playstation?
I don't think the people who bought it up until now were predicting it. This is not going to change people from deciding to buy a new xbox to a Wii U this season. No Fucking way XBOX fans are xbox fans. Even 200 dollar difference won't change the herd from going in their cult direction.

I think what we have here is the best Nintendo could do for themselves. They could have released the Wii U around the same time as xbox and sony, yet I think they had a better idea of releasing it when they did. If anybody was to know that they wouldn't have any games for Wii U for a good long time was Nintendo themselves. They had to make the move and run through the media getting pissed on. Usually when a hit like Zelda comes out the public is made aware of the game a year in advance. So, most of us knew that Wii U wouldn't have shit out this year. Promising Pikmin 3 in April was a joke and classic Nintendo. I like how they said pikmin was in the release titles with the system coming out and then saying that the release was a season window. It is all leading on bullshit that is clearly there and people are still fooled by it.



Now I think the majority of Nintendo fans wised up on this console and the majority of Nintendo fans (with brains) are holding off to buy the console later down the road when all things are settled. It's called being patient. Nintendo put out the system last year to squeeze all they could out of the forefront. Releasing it this season would have been too much console buying for people and they wouldn't of sold as many as last year. They would have looked even more like cunts. So they settled on looking like cunts with a bit more money. This brings back memories of Dreamcast coming out a year before the pack and unlike Nintendo didn't have the net worth to survive.



The good news is the Wii U is awesome. The pad is brilliant and when the new Zelda comes out I will have to clean the giz of my pad every five minutes. The amount of cool shit to come is going to blow all over our faces like a money shot. I get goose bumps thinking about it. The rebound of games to come are going to be serious quality because Nintendo held out and didn't put out a bunch of garbage this year. They are hard at work and making the best games like usual. Hardcore Nintendo fans are still there and waiting patiently to get the Wii U. One game that would seal the deal for me to purchase a Wii U directly would be another Metroid game made by RETRO studios.

 The sales will happen and I myself will be one of the sales. I doubt Nintendo will spike up console sales like the original Wii sports era with families having high priority for the must have system. This is a step back for Nintendo and they missed the mark on making another gimmick. This time they were more true to people and themselves and it might of been the right choice for long term favoring of buying fans. If Nintendo is humble about the mass amounts of money they made with Wii they can get on well with the life span of Wii U. You never know, they might be able to come out with an extension or something that makes the Wii U even more spectacular, something that families must have. I don't doubt their ability to do this one bit. All the developers that have pulled out on Nintendo will look like goons when the smoke clears. I would not expect xbox or sony to have any interesting games coming any time soon and Nintendo will level up like champs.They are the silent killers. They are the most strategic company in my mind and I have respect for there integrity to keep quality high on their priority. I pity the fools that dog Nintendo. I praise what they have to bring in the future.


Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Nintendo 2DS?

Nintendo always has something up their sleeve. SURPRISE! here is the 2DS. The shit names they come up with are well, shit names. It is better than coming up with something silly that nobody would be able to remember.

I don't care if Nintendo has a million different changes to their existing handhelds or consoles. I'm all for it, variety and options are what I'm screaming for. I can't help to think that it kinda looks like Nintendo is going backwards on this one. You may have a child with ADHD that breaks everything and this might be a way to keep the little shits away from your precious 3DS. Here kids here is a block, go play in your room with it for a few years and leave mommy and me to some dirty alone time. For the record I don't have a wife or kids so this would not appeal to me. Why would it then? Hmm, maybe I don't want to pay 40 more dollars for a nice folding 3DS that has the option to turn the 3D off? Come on Nintendo 40 dollars is not that much more. This to me makes the 3D component look cheap to Nintendo, wouldn't it be better to market the 3D part as a hundred dollars more. Not even a 99 dollar 2DS, now that sounds like a deal to me. Fuck I would be tempted to go buy one right away since I don't have a 3DS. The reason I don't have one is because the 3D shit doesn't sound interesting at all. I have sampled it, still not in need of it yet. So if they think they are losing out on sales because of the 3D stuff I am one of the people on the graph charts. More like not enough gem games for it yet chart to be specific. I want to wait till the end of the 3DS life to then consider all the good games that it might have and all the money I save with the 3DS when it is 80 dollars new at the store. Oh and upgraded for players to hook it up to a tv or have a vibrating hole to put something into it. I can see it now, it would be called Nintenholebrater1D.




Being in need of it might come to some people on the day the Link to the Past remake comes out. I can't even remember what they're calling it. Something like a Link to your wallet I think. That crap where you turn into wall paint and walk along walls is really turning me off and that looks like a big component in the game.



I bet Nintendo is itching hard to put out another original handheld and I have the feeling they already have it ready to go. Since the 3DS is relatively young that would be a major shit on consumers and I think they know it. They could be making more money and they are now stuck with waiting out the usually 5 years for another console or handheld. Though I read a Miyamoto interview which he stated that 3DS is an extension of the DS family, when he was explaining the new handheld being worked on. So in other words the life span is included with DS years. Kinda bullshit to me since 3DS has it's own games and people payed for an entirely new handheld that cost even more than the DS. Both the 3DS and DS are basically the same thing with the 3D turned off. I want to play some of the 3DS games and that is total bullshit because I have a DS that I payed big bucks for. All of these 3DS games should also be available for DS without the 3D since you can play them without 3D on 3DS. Not putting out a 2DS. This is probably the biggest fucking over Nintendo has ever done. I bought my DS lite right before 3DS was announced. I payed for a time frame and that was for the past games and not future games. FUCK THAT SHIT!! I could go and sell my DS lite and then go buy a 3DS so I can find out two days later that Nintendo will be focusing new game development on a new handheld. No wonder people didn't buy so many 3DS units. People will only be fooled so far no matter how stupid they might be. Nintendo will have to change the tricks, which they do.

If Nintendo fails to compete with Sony and Microsoft in the future, I would think they could survive the handheld business. Since they don't meet Sony or Microsoft console hardware specs maybe they might consider making a handheld that has all of Nintendo games available on it which would also be able to stream to the television like Wii U. It should be that way anyways even if Nintendo has a console or not. Why the fuck don't they stream 3DS or DS games through the Wii U? The Wii U pad is basically a large DS for shit sake. Which now I realize they wouldn't be able to sell so many XL versions if they allowed TV streaming. This shit gets tricky. Nintendo you savvy sons of bitches.


The XL version of 3DS and DS is cool shit and that was a nice offer to be had. The 2DS is priced a little too high in my opinion and if they can't go lower because they need some padding room for price drops which will be soon in my opinion, this price range is geared towards people that will want the new Zelda or Pokemon. This might bump up the sales a little bit more since their are incredibly dumb cheap people out there. The Zelda game is not really a child game so the breaking the handheld issue is not a case here. A good game to come out with this handheld would be something along the lines of Nintendogs, something that 7 year old soda pop sticky hand little girls would beg parents for. I'm thinking that they are making money off these 2DS systems and I think they will make money off the cover case since people will be worried about scratching the screens, since it NOW doesn't awesomely for your new entertainment fold. I seriously doubt that more than 2% of the gaming population will care that it is a tablet. It does stir up a buzz for Nintendo since they have been having bad publicity and are struggling against the new console releases coming up. Nintendo has foresight and they have a long term plan. As long as they can keep in business I'm all for them ripping people off. They have a standard of quality and that means something to me. Nintendo struggles because of this. I'm with you Nintendo, I would suck dicks to keep you alive. I won't buy a 2DS though. 

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Suda 51 might be great someday?


Today Killer Is Dead comes out and I just read a handful of reviews. The reputation Suda 51 has with me is games that use stylish creativity and game play that is kinda boring. I've been tugged along with tits and violence. I've played all Suda 51 games except Killer Is Dead and I'm not going to spend 60 bucks for another game that tugs me along. I would like the Suda 51 team to make a game that is actually a very involving game. Shadow of the damned had annoying controls and those annoying crying baby faces on gates doesn't help the desire to keep playing the game. The style of the game is awesome as was Killer 7 my favorite and first Suda game I played. Killer 7 is the shit and a damn good game in my opinion. Only beef I have with Killer 7 is it gets boring when I get hours into the game. This is not good. Keep me going, keep me wanting more in a game is what I say.


I like new ideas in games and I will give something a try especially if the previews show some cool looking shit in the game. Still it isn't enough with Suda games. Lollipop chainsaw I waited for the price drop, of course it was quick. The game ideas were there, the game play wasn't. If there was somethings to mix it up and change the pace I would have maybe remembered more about the game. I got about two thirds through it then took it out to never want to play it again.

In my opinion all Suda games should be 30-40 dollars new. Come on this is a rip off and I don't care if it is stylish and has tits. I want to pay for what the game is worth. Killer 7 is a game I payed full price for and felt that was a good deal because it worked out that way for me. It was also the very first of this weird shit for me to experience so I didn't know any better at the time. Even though Killer 7 has some nagging things in it, the audio is the greatest part of the game. You might be thinking, why don't you wait for the price drop? Why the fuck should I or why should you. The whole thing with charging more for the used games and or not being able to play used games might still happen one day. SO even to enjoy a mediocre game will have to be at the only option of full price. Of course value won't hold up for that either and the new games will turn out to be close to the same price as used price drops and will probably take the same amount of time to price drop. So go ahead and do it XBOX you greedy cunts. Most all games will be download only within time and so used games will be obsolete and people will take it as the future instead of being fucked out of a tangible game that you truly own.

when I first saw screens of Killer is Dead earlier this year I thought hmm Is this finally going to be a good Suda game and now it looks like again I will have to wait until the next to find that out. That guy must be making good money off shitting games out because he's still going. I will wait two weeks until the game is twenty dollars and I will maybe pick it up then. At that point I will find out for myself what are the goods and the bads of the game. Yes, I'm writing about it before I've even played it and that tells you how weary I am of paying even a dollar to try out another Suda 51 game. If you buy these games companies will keep putting out half ass shit. Best thing to do is only buy the best and that is asking too much of people that fall into the trap of marketing deception. I will say that all of the games I've played of Suda's would have a value at a certain extent and maybe I wouldn't have such opinions of the games if they were cut shorter and cost much less. Like a mini game. Most of the concepts lose my interest after a certain point anyway. Interesting how Suda went from Capcom down to XSEED games. It gets me down when the creative stuff falls short because those games are far and few between. The wait during can be dry with seasons passing and no games released. Maybe Killer is Dead is the shit and I don't know it yet. I will find out and let you know what I think.

*UPDATE 9/25/13*
I got my hands on Killer Is Dead and I'm about half way through the game. I wanted to jump on here and redeem Suda 51. This game is good shit and I read a bunch of reviews before I got it in my possession. Reviews can really be fucked up. These reviews have been fucked up for sure. Let me cut the shit and let you know what I like and dislike about the game.

Likes: Other than the annoying blue hue that resembles shading in the game the rest is awesome looking. The game mechanics are smooth and people are bitching about not having lock on. The camera floats around and isn't sticky. This is very good with game play and I like the fact there is no lock on. Shit in front of you is what you are going for and everywhere else you are weary of. This keeps you on your toes and makes the game more involved as you defend yourself against a horde of enemies. To block and slice keeps my attention and I'm involved, this is not a brainless hack and slash. I think hard about how I'm going to fuck them up. I don't want to spoil anything so I will only tell you that there is some really cool shit in this game. Audio and visuals are superb. So Suda made money of junk games so he could make this game. It was worth it and I forgive him with this title. Others might not even get the chance to forgive him with their last impression being Lollipop Chainsaw and the reviews of Killer Is Dead won't help it out either. The mondo girl thing isn't an issue, don't fuck up, look at the tits and crotch when she isn't looking and you will be over with it quick to get your upgrade gun. Like I say I will play any type of game as long as I enjoy it. You can put all kinds of weird shit in it and I will not care if I'm enjoying myself.

Don't like: There is loading screen that pops up that plays elevator music. This is shit when there is a climatic scene being split by this loading screen. The audio throws me out of the build up. Hey Suda! why the fuck did you do that?? The load screens should be in tune with the game.  So far there has been a few parts that are kinda slow and I will not want to play the shit a second time through, I don't know if I will be able to avoid this, I will have to wait til the game is done to find out. I have the DLC and that mission 51 is the worst I have played yet. Seeing the girls in their underwear boost the speed of how fast you can seduce them to get your gun upgrades. That is the only plus. I haven't checked out the outfits that come with it.

I will leave a conclusion once I have finished all of the missions and side missions.

*UPDATE* conclusion 9/26/13

Alright god damn it, I finished the game today and to cut the shit the game is great and the side missions blow. The only thing holding it back from being totally awesome would be the game slowed down by things you can't skip like the dream sequence shit inside the episodes. This will be totally shitty with replay value. The visuals are completely unique and no game compares. The audio is super good and pairs nice with the visuals. The game play held my interest all the way until the end of the game, which clocked in at ten and a half hours play time. The ability to skip cut scenes is much appreciated for replay. I enjoyed beating the fucking shit out of hundred of robot moon demons (whatever). The story is a trip and I didn't even try to get into it. I followed it ok and it made some sense to me. I will say that the story wasn't horrible nor was it good. It is like an anime and there is anime elements in the visuals. The upgrades and such keep the games pumping more action into your face. I sure as fuck wouldn't give this game a 5/10. Those low reviews that the game was given are bullshit and it is too bad for the people that put the effort and money into this game. Those reviews may have cost them big time. Like it or not you won't know until you play the game. I say don't be a pussy and play the shit. Ignore the shitty parts and bask in the excellent parts because the best parts of the game are the shit.

I would not pay more than $40 for this game. Essentially the game has no replay value and that is a big thing to me. Even though you can keep playing episodes over again and keep adding to your upgrades the episodes are not built for replay. SO, the game was put together by artistically talented people with absolutely no foresight. The first play through was enough for me. I have not given up on SUDA51 at least not yet. This game is certainly a step up from Lollipop Chainsaw. I will look forward to his next project.


Monday, August 26, 2013

The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time


An Epic game and number 2 on my all time favorites. The imagination and creativity that went into this game has me forgiving the polygon shaped heads and outdated textures. The audio in the game is key to my passion for replaying the game. Going into the water temple and hearing the music come on gives me memories of when it came out and what I was doing with my life at the time.

Being able to turn into an older link was mind blowing to me when I bought it the first day it came out. I was so hooked on this game, when I had to go to work I was super pissed off. I would be playing this game with little girlfriends I had at the time. I should of been getting in their pants and here I was playing this game with them. They liked playing the game and soon enough they had the controller and I was watching them play it.



Why Nintendo hasn't made a real remake of this game is beyond me. I would like a remake that is exactly the same. Nothing changed except the textures and characters, basically all the visuals. I don't want any of the game to be changed. I even want the original audio still in it, remastered of course. Come on Nintendo, do this already. The 3ds remake is not what I'm talking about that is another example of Nintendo jerking fans dicks or pussies however you want to look at it. If they remake it and change a bunch of stuff I will not be looking forward to the release. Why fuck with a masterpiece? The 64 era had very ugly looking shit in the games so Zelda is actually a beautiful game if you compare it to others. Still even if Nintendo never remakes this game I'm cool with it how it is and will go back and replay play it in the years to come.


Lolo nes games remembered



The Lolo series 1,2, and 3 are revisited by myself on a regular basis. They are some of the best NES has to offer. I rented this game as kid and remember it being a little too sophisticated for my undeveloped brain. I still enjoyed it and when I came around to it again later on in life it struck me as brilliant and totally involving.

Turn the goddamn mute button on because the music will drive you insane as you are looking at a puzzle for long periods of time trying to figure the mind boggling shit out. If you like puzzles in games like I do than Lolo is a puzzle game you won't forget. Recent portal 2 kind of reminds me of Lolo. I'm not going to give any spoilers about the puzzles in case you haven't played any Lolo games yet.

Lolo 3 for me has the most difficult puzzles of them all. I still haven't gotten all the way through that particular game. I usually have to work on one room for days and think about the puzzle while I'm out away from the game. I wonder if Albert Einstein would have been any good at the Lolo games? Maybe he would have tore that shit up.




Metal Gear 4 should be erased from the world



I liked the Playstation Metal Gear back in 97 or was it 98, whatever. Play that game now and it looks really ugly and so for me it has not held up with time. It was a big game for me and I did devour it when it came out. I have fond memories of that game. My favorite Metal Gear is Snake Eater, of course the revised version that lets you shoot different ways than the original. Now that game was damn good and the jungle setting made it even more fun to sneak around and slice some throats.



Metal Gear 4 for one is complete crap because of the movie length, boring cut scenes. I don't want to watch some kid cook an egg for five minutes. Were they trying to show off how not realistic they can make scenes? Those cut scenes for me were the worst I have ever had to endure. I can't remember for sure, I think you could skip the scenes half way through or some of the times you could. Of course if I could I would. The only other game with cut scenes even close to MG4 is Cathrine.

The game play itself is not even close to being as interesting as PSone MG or MG3. I don't even have to go into detail with this. There are a lot of fans of this game and I can only have an opinion about their brains functioning correctly. Fuck this game, Ok I will go into detail. It's boring and predictable. Sneaking around is weak and there are narrow hallways everywhere and not enough room to work around and get on top of people. Hide in barrel for what? To lubricate yourself is what. I don't want to sit in a damn barrel. I want to be moving around and getting stealthy at a good pace. The boss battles don't compare to MG3, remember that sniper part in MGS3 where the old guy is hanging out in the jungle and you have to find him. Now that is a boss battle, that is an interesting boss battle that I can remember well. To see the reviews on game sites being so high is a reminder to myself that I have to take these reviews with a grain of salt. I have to at least try these shitty games out to find for myself that they are good, great, or plain ol' shit.



Sunday, August 25, 2013

Resident Evil 4 the best game of all time



Resident Evil 4 I think is the best game of all time, number 1 on my list of favorites for sure. PC version blows and so does the PS2 version. They both look and play like shit. The gamecube version is primo all the way.

The first and main reason I like the game is because it is so beautiful. It has a gritty look to it that only it has out of all games. The shading and the textures are very detailed. The candles lite up like real candles. The bodies exploding from dynamite still gets me hyped up. It looks so real when they burst into blood I can't get over the realistic feeling when it happens. Shotgun blasting heads is super cool and it looks and sounds so good I prefer the shotgun over any other gun just to watch each head explode over and over again. Leon's head being chainsawed is so awesome it gets my adrenaline flowing every time. New games like Splinter Cell made 8 or 9 years later don't have heads exploding, they have piss poor blood squirts that looks like it is imaged over. Developers should take note of heads and bodies flying apart in a realistic manner. If your going to have violence do it right for fuck sake.




The inventory management system is brilliant and adds a strategy to the way you will survive on. The tension throughout the game is high and using only what you need is crucial to success. The variety of the game is strong and the scenery and the enemy's changing as the game progressed is something that most all games lack. The refreshing differences make the game an experience that doesn't get boring every time I go back to play. The money system and buying from the dealer makes the game even more playable with the fact that the game allows you to keep all your shit when you play it through again. It is a major reward, that is another thing that most games don't have. I feel fresh to play new with no weapons or I feel fresh to play on a second or fifth time rocket launching every head with the infinite rocket launcher.

I think the way they have the controls is perfect and the way the game plays is spot on. This is a major fuck up with a lot of games. There could be a major game coming out and it could be very pretty and play like total shit. I'm talking about the game mechanics. RE 4 is smooth and flows nicely through. Having to turn instead of being able to run around like an idiot adds to the tension of infected villagers coming up behind you. The way the view is over the shoulder hasn't been duplicated. It is almost like Leon is running a little to the side as you go forward. It seems intentional and it adds to it's unique feel. Gears of War kinda has this control feel, yet not so close.

Other Resident Evil Games I simply don't give two shits about. I wasn't a fan of the others before and I was anticipating  RE 5 to come out only to be hugely disappointed. That game is truly a let down and when I got the end I was like is that it, is that the shitty ending. It was like the game never went anywhere. I was waiting for it to and yet the ending was a relief that I was done playing the dull matter. Resident Evil 6 I didn't anticipate because I had a feeling it would be bad. I gave it a play and it started out good and I was digging it then I realized that I was basically playing Left for Dead. They took my beloved franchise and slapped together a Left for Dead? Fuckers. I read an article that they have heard the fans response and are going back to the roots. Is this the weird shit before RE4 or is RE4 the roots they mean? Since they have showed me that they completely had their heads up their asses with 5 and 6 they will likely fuck the next one up. I will give it a play of course because I must know for myself. RE4 was out of no where and so I realize that any game in any genre or franchise could be the next big gem. 

Nintendo I have a hard on for you

Ask me which team I'm on. Nintendo kids and I'm not loyal at all. I'm only a fan of Nintendo because they have rubbed me enough in the right ways over the years to keep me around. Kind of like a beaten house wife that stays around because the good is too good to leave.

Nintendo is tricky and damn good at ripping people off. They make up for it with very entertaining games. The balance can be tipped by straight up lying to the public and pimping marketing like no one else.

The Wii. At first I was standoffish and not digging the Wii at all. The controller system was gimmicky and I still think it is gimmicky. However the controller is good in a few games that I will rave about later. Everyone shit there pants when Wii sports came out. That simple game is what boosted Nintendo's stocks through the roof back in 2007. They are good, they are very good at selling extras like more controllers and Wii fit boards. I bought the super scope for Super Nintendo or should I say my parents bought it. What a piece of shit that thing was. The idea of the scope and the way the marketed it on commercials was like the thing was a real bazooka in your hands.



I love Nintendo and I don't love anything else in life. I'm a bitter person with an empty heart. There is a little bit floating down there in my heart and it is all for you Nintendo. If Nintendo made Nintendo lotion I would need to get it so I could masturbate myself on a daily basis.

Nintendo lies there pants off when new consoles come out. They promise releases that of course get pushed back a year or more. If you still get fooled by them you need to have your brain checked. Not a good idea to buy a new Nintendo hand held system or console. At least they had Twilight Princess at Wii release, which the game is a pile of shit in my opinion. Sure there was a few good temples however the game was a major disappointment for me.

The golden point of my Nintendo memories was the day I received my Super Nintendo on Christmas morning. I was so excited when I opened the package and realized that I had the shit in my possession. Playing mario that morning with my older brother will be etched into my brain until I die. The audio and the new graphics were so impressive at the time, what did I know I was 11. Still I was an experienced Nintendo player since 86'.


When The 64 came out I was getting my drivers license at the same time. I had money saved up to pay for my insurance. I found a 64 at walmart and at the time you couldn't get them anywhere, not like the Wii U. I bought the shit right on the spot and had to wait to save up money to be able to have insurance to drive a car. That is the power of Nintendo.

I'm a grown adult now and have all of my Nintendo products strewn out all over the place. I'm a damn nerd and don't care. If I need to relax or need a moment of clarity I sit down and play some Nintendo. I don't have a Wii U because I've learned my lesson about Nintendo's crafty ways. Of course I will get one when the time is right. I've got to stay alive to at least play some Wii U.

Sony and Microsoft have no where near the imagination or creativity that developers have at Nintendo. If you disagree with me you are a moron and shouldn't even be looking at my blog. One exception is Shadow of Colossus, that is on par with Nintendo creativity if not greater. Sure I will get around to getting a ps4 years from now, however I haven't given it much thought at all. If you have had Nintendo in your life, you probably know what I'm talking about. It is a very serious thing. The strange thing is only a good armful of games are Nintendo epics and that is all it takes when they are that fucking good.


The one thing I can mostly count on with Nintendo is the quality of games and the amount of fun factor involved. I also must mention the want to replay factor. If I am disappointed with a Nintendo exclusive I am heart broken for a month or so. Even if a game franchise like Zelda makes the same game over and over again, I do not give a fuck. Zelda can be made a million times and I will want to play each to find out if it is another epic. Four Swords is a good example of Nintendo shitting something out. That game gives me a headache. The audio in the game is annoying and the person that had to do with the audio is somebody I automatically don't like. Even if you turn off the audio the game is still worth turning off. If I make my way out to Japan I will have to drop by his office and............


Video Games you are bitter sweet

I don't talk to people so I'm making this blog about video games so I can rant and rave about them. Video games have been a keystone in my life. They have been such a big part of my life that I have many bones to pick with other gamer's who direct the flow of what games are made by what games they buy.



It is my opinion that 95% of all video games are shit. Are you going to contradict me for the sake of argument? Are you going to tell me that all of your favorite RPG's and all of your pokemon games make it a more reasonable number of about 50% of games are shit? Well, this is subjective and this is my opinion. This blog is my opinion basically, right your own damn blog. Back to what I was getting at, Oh ya most all games are total crap and not worth $60.00.


In my unhummble opinion games should not have a set price. Notice the downloadable games are whatever price. Games at the store on the other hand are setup to rip your ass off. Most games you can't even demo before hand. If your dumb enough to buy a game before you have rented it, you likely will justify why your shitty new game is cool to your friends so you don't look like such a jerkoff. All games should have a demo and if you don't think so you should go eat shit. Go ahead and sell the games all the same price because all I have to do is wait two months and a game that was once 60 bucks new is now on gamestops wall used for $20. Take a trip down to gamestop and take a look at the used prices. Games don't hold there value at all and price drops come quick to things that have no value. The gems don't even hold there value, I blame this on all the money going to new hyped up shit games that everybody is talking about and everybody has to preorder. Wake up people. Video game hype is how all these companies are tugging you along.

New consoles are mostly hype and then there is likely a good year and a half waiting for a game to come out for your dusty not so new console that everybody had to have.

Action games and shooters are soooooooo boring. Same thing over and over and over again. If there is a shooter that is unique than I'm all for it. Chances of that are slim. Run and gun is done and to the developers that keep making that garbage, to hell with you. If you know jack about games that is where gaming has mostly gone  and it has been great for meat heads and shitty for people who like creative new games. You have 13 year old kids playing gun games with 30 year old adults. To me it seems that these no brain games are geared toward little kids. Can't leave out crappy hack and slash button mashing bullshit. God of War was a good game, then every developer under the sun jumped on the band wagon and rode that pussy into the ground. Shit is dead.



There are way too many things that piss me off about video games. There are also many beautiful things about them that I hold near and dear to my heart.


In my next posts I will tell you why a game blows hard or why a game is epic.