Friday, February 21, 2014

Donkey Kong Cuntry topical breeze

Well I bought this game today and played it for a half an hour and became extremely bored. I'm getting super tired of side scrolling games. I don't care what the franchise is. Sure the game is pretty the music is shit and it will become hard as shit and might make you throw your wii u pad out the window. Nintendo has smothered us with this side scrolling bullshit.

First time I played through the wii donkey kong I was enjoying the painful difficulty and the game was kick ass. I will say out of all recent side scrolling games I enjoyed that game the most. Now the shit is dead to me. I can't even go back and play that game without getting bored (real quick).

One 2d style game nintendo could make is a game like super metroid. That won't happen because the director of other m fucked that up. I predict shitty sales for this donkey kong game. Mario Kart will sell more than pikmin 3 which will be mind boggling. Give brain dead games to people and they will go ape shit. No pun intended.

Ya I'm a nintendo die hard fan. Tear rolls down my cheek thinking about how shitty this entire wii u bullshit has been. FUCK WII U. I won't give a fuck about mario kart and I won't give a fuck about smash brothers.
If you enjoy those games good for you. Doesn't do me any good though. At least if you go buy those games nintendo can salvage what is left of wii shit u.

Retro makes a metroid game 2d or 3d and wii u would be good enough. They might be working on it right now. A man can dream at least.

Nintendo I'm going to cut you some slack for releasing link between worlds. Excellent game. Sweet gem.

In the beginning I thought 3DS was going to be garbage. I was surprised how great the system is. Now 3DS redeemed itself. Wii U likely will not. Like I have stated before the game pad design is crap beyond crap. The game pad needs to be turned into a smaller pad with the same size screen. You bet both of my balls that is right around the corner.

Go fuck yourself. 

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